Men Throwing Fireworks Leave Window Up tells the story of two 20-something, dare I say --- _IDIOTS_ who were planning to throw lighted fireworks from their car. Only one problem --- they forgot to _open the damn car window_ --- *DUH!*" />
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10:08 AM July 16, 2004 | Comments (0)

Stupid Is as Stupid Does

Not that there aren't alot of stories of stupidity out there but this one was just too good —

A recent newswire story headline — Men Throwing Fireworks Leave Window Up tells the story of two 20-something, dare I say — IDIOTS who were planning to throw lighted fireworks from their car. Only one problem — they forgot to open the damn car windowDUH!

Here's a quote “They lit a large mortar rocket firework” and were going to throw it out the window, Salt Lake County sheriff's Sgt. John Barker said. “The passenger threw it out the window, but he forgot to roll the window down. It bounced back in his lap.”

Injuries were not life threatening but the rocket scientist will have a long recovery ahead.

Bottom of the gene pool?

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